1. When a man walks into a unisex bathroom while you pee.

2. Holes in the bottom of your toe-socks.

3. Running out of toilet paper when taking even the most daintiest of shits.

4. When you fart while wearing a pair of stalkings and you can’t completely expel the fart bubble from your rectum?

5. When you accidentally throw away your MacBook air with your newspaper.

6. When your died hair grows out and the exposed roots make you look like trashy whore.

7. When you’re at a party and that one stupid bitch that throws glitter everywhere is in full swing.

8. When you’re that bitch who throws glitter and nobody will talk to you the next day.

9. Daddy issues.

10. Walking anywhere but your gated community at night and being scared of every black man that passes by.